I came across this in an IRC channel...thought I'd share it.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pr0n surfed, weak and weary,Enjoy :)
Over many a strange and spurious pr0nsite of 'hot XXX galore',
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour.
"Tis not possible!", I muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!"
Quoth the sever,